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May 18, 2012

Categories: Image/Picture
Posted at 4:15pm
May 13, 2012

Clippers in the second round? Hell must have just frozen over.

Categories: Image/Picture
Posted at 4:00pm
January 8, 2012

Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice.

-Adolf Hitler
Categories: Adolf Hitler Quotes
Posted at 1:36am

It matters not whether these weapons of ours are humane: if they gain us our freedom, they are justified before our conscience and before our God.

-Adolf Hitler
Categories: Adolf Hitler Quotes
Posted at 1:36am

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.

-Adolf Hitler
Categories: Adolf Hitler Quotes
Posted at 1:34am

Great liars are also great magicians

-Adolf Hitler
Categories: Adolf Hitler Quotes
Posted at 1:33am

And I can fight only for something that I love, love only what I respect, and respect only what I at least know.

-Adolf Hitler
Categories: Adolf Hitler Quotes | Love Quotes
Posted at 1:33am

Love is the flower you’ve got to let grow.

-John Lennon
Categories: Love Quotes
Posted at 1:31am

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

-Aristotle
Categories: Love Quotes
Posted at 1:30am

I like not only to be loved, but also to be told I am loved.

-George Eliot
Categories: Love Quotes
Posted at 1:29am

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

-Friedrich Nietzsche
Categories: Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes | Love Quotes
Posted at 1:28am

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

-Ingrid Bergman
Categories: Love Quotes
Posted at 1:26am

Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you’re mated.

Categories: Love Quotes
Posted at 1:18am

Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate.

Categories: Love Quotes
Posted at 1:16am
December 14, 2011

Don’t be absurd. I find the notion of romantic love to be an unnecessary cultural construct that adds no value to human relationships.

-Amy Farrah Fowler
Categories: Big Bang Theory | TV Quotes
Posted at 1:24pm

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